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Hey what’s up? My name is Cho Haruki and I am stuck in the future. Sure you’re probably thinking ooh how fun and exciting to be in the future what an experience. WELL IT’S NOT!! The future is a crazy place with tacky fasions, strange crawling eye ball infested fast food meals, and insane warriors of god trying to kill cute little teenage girls!! Well here’s where it all started.
It was a normal school day with gossiping prep girls, stupid pick up lines from the retardeded boys, and looooong lectures from mr. Shnigger in Biology class until we had this strange contest at school. Some company called the S.S.S hosted the contest. They asked the weirdest questions like, what sock brands do you wear, what type of toothpaste do you brush your teeth with. The last question was really weird. They wanted to know if your eyes change color when you’re in a different mood. Whats strange about it is that my eyes really do that. It was supposedly passed down for many generations in my family. But how did they know that my eyes really did that, no one has ever payed attention. Next thing I know I’m the winner and I got a backstage pass to this totally rockin concert this saturday night. So im all set and im picked up in this private limo and i was all giddy and excited. But then I realized that we were no where near the concert and heading in the opposite direction. I got really annoyed and started pounding on the glass behind the driver and telling him to go the other way. Then I heard this hissing noise coming from the air vents in the limo. This srange gas was seeping through the vents and flooding the inside of the back seat. I started choking and coughing and banging on the windows even harder thinking that the driver would noticed that i was sufficating. He didnt even jerk his head, he was completely ignoring me. I blacked out.
I eventually woke up and i was trapped inside this huge glass tube and all of these people wearing white jump suits and these huge black goggles staring at me. One of them approached me and made a small smirk. I asked why the hell he was all happy and where the heck I was. It took him a while to answer but eventually he said, “ You are superior”. I was really getting freaked out, who knows what these people were going to do to me. “ Do you have any idea what kind of blood flows through your very viens?” he asked in a cocky voice. Of course I gave him a dazed and confused look so he answered for me. He said I have the blood of the holy creature, messanger of god, an angel’s blood. I wanted to know how they knew of such a thing. The wierdo said it had something to do with the way my eyes change color with my mood, thats where I stopped paying attention.
Then out of the blue, the wierdo pointed at my chest, I looked down and I saw this strange metal plate strapped to my chest. What the hell is this? He said It was a time machine he’s been wanting to test out for 20 years.” You are just what I need to finally prove that time travel is 100% accurate. See you in 500 years.” He then pushed a button on his glove and everyone became a swirling blur. It seemed like I was falling really fast through ice water. I kept my eyes closed screaming at the top of my lungs hopefully waking up from a bad dream. Then things stood still, the swirling sensation stopped and I could hear the faint sound of rushing water and birds chirpping in the distance.
I opened my eyes and I was somehow in a glorious hot spring. It took me a while to figure out what was going on since I was relaxing in a wonderous hot spring. Then my heart came to a stan still, I heard a splash just a couple of feet away from me. Someone else was in the hot spring with me. I turned my head and what stood before me was surely the most beautifule figure I had ever seen. This extremely gorgeous guy with long, shiny, true blue hair with a bronze tan, was soaking in the hot spring. So I did what any other 14 year old girl would do, blushed with an extreme explosion and squealed like a pig for everyone to hear. The guy obviously heard this and turned his head to find this shivering and completely blushed teenager spying on him while he was taking a bath. We both just stared at eachother for the longest time with an awkward silence jabbing at our ears. I then realized that he had beautiful violet eyes just like me. Strange. But he then suddenly broke the awkward silence with extreme anger in his voice, “ YOU, YOU HAVE FINALLY COME TO OBLITERATE THE EARTH”!!! What? What’s going on, obliterate? “ My lord did prophesize your coming. I shall follow his order and destroy you with extreme pain”! Then he raised his hand in the air and chanted some sort of language that I didn’t recogonize. And what appered in his hand was this long and pointy spear with bandages wrapped around it. This is where things took a major turn. So now this half naked (sorry ladies he was wearing a towel) cute, but psyco, spear in hand guy came hurtling towards me. I got out of the way just close enough to see the color of his eyes. And what I saw made me stop in my tracks. His eyes went from violet to a fiery red color. Thats the color of my eyes when I feel extremely angry. Somehow I felt connected to this guy, could he possibly be my.... decendent!!!???
I then came back to reality and started sprinting away from the homicidal maniac after he took a couple of swings at me. I bolted through the bushes and then I gasped until I ran out of breathe. I saw strange structures that raised far into the heavens, extreme smog filled the air, flying cars dashing here and there, ALIENS with the strangest looking outfits. I knew for sure I was going to pass out. But then I remembered The hansome freakshow was after my head so I ran in a random direction not knowing where I was going. I had to find somewhere to hide. So I went inside the most normal looking building I could find and decided to hang out there for awhile. The shop looked like a normal cafe, If only it didnt have the robots wearing old fasioned aprons dashing from table to table giving out orders. The stange smells, and this huge orange blob sipping some sort of brown liquid (coffee I hope) through little straws that were inserted in five different place on its body. I was going to puke for sure. I then glanced at what looked like a newspaper and decided to find out if I really did travel through time. And sure enough, at the top of the paper, it said May 23, 2504. I traveled 500 years intot the future.
So there you have it. Thats how I ended up here in the first place. Knowing that I can never return home (with the time machine broken, see the crack?), I did what was right and tried to adjust to a new way of life. I currently work at the cafe under a minimum wage of 2 blergens (that means money in zorgok-which is an alien language popular aroung here). But alas, that gorgeous man hunter (or Toshi, heh he brought up the courage to give me his name) is still after me and from time to time, I try to evade all of his attacks while saying “CAN’T CATCH ME”!! Oh it’s so much fun. But I still want to know why he thinks a 14 year old girl like me, could destroy the world? I guess I’ll never have the time to ask him.

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